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HOW TO PLAY TRUMP'S TREMENDOUS GOLF
Folks, let me tell you how to play this AMAZING, INCREDIBLE golf game. It's going to be TREMENDOUS, believe me!
First, you'll need to give us your initials - just 3 letters, that's all we need. We keep track of the best scores, and let me tell you, they're SPECTACULAR!
Now, we have the BEST courses - absolutely FANTASTIC Trump properties:
- ποΈ Trump National Bedminster - A beautiful course, really beautiful
- ποΈ Trump National Doral - Many people say it's the best
- ποΈ Trump Turnberry - A tremendous course in Scotland
- ποΈ Trump International Scotland - Nobody has better courses in Scotland
We have the most LUXURIOUS clubs, the BEST clubs:
- ποΈ Woods - For those TREMENDOUS 300-yard drives
- ποΈ Irons - Beautiful 150-yard shots, really beautiful
- ποΈ Putter - For those perfect, and I mean PERFECT, 30-yard putts
To make your SPECTACULAR shot:
- Click the "Waggle Club" button - we have the BEST waggles
- Watch the golden power meter - it's made of real gold, by the way
- Click "Swing!" at just the right moment - nobody swings better than you will
The goal is simple - get within 5 yards of the hole. You might make a Birdie, an Eagle, or even an Albatross! And if you don't, remember - it's probably because of the wind, very unfair wind!
You'll play 9 TREMENDOUS holes. Many people are saying these are the best 9 holes in the history of golf, maybe ever!
Now go out there and MAKE GOLF GREAT AGAIN! πΊπΈ